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    Hypnosis at the Senior Citizens Center

    Like that never happens on Taco Tuesday!
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    9`'s Bathroom

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    Girlfriend Joke

    These are sheep that have never been close to your barn.
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    Careful What you Ask!

    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
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    Not from God!!!

    A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it. In the course of our conversation, I said to him, "You know, quite often God speaks to us through our wives." My friend looked at me and said, "Oh yeah? Well I'm pretty...
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    Girlfriend Joke

    You spoke to my GF, didn't know you spoke sheep!!!
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    Girlfriend Joke

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    50 Years Together

    A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage? His friend replied, "When we were first married, we vowed to go out twice a week no matter how little money we had and we have done so for 50 years." "Twice a week, you...
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    9's Classified Ad

    That's payback for that Manboob pic!!!
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    9's Classified Ad

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    Last Words

    Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. One said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.” “Wow!’ said the other. “How did you manage that?” “It’s easy, my last words are...
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    Flowers

    As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John's noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card. "You in trouble with Jill?" the friend asked John. "Nope!" was John's reply. "Preventive maintenance."
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    Speed Warning

    A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, "Don't you give out warnings?" "Yes, ma'am," he replied. "They're all up and down the road. They say, 'Speed Limit 55.'"
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    9's Words To Live By

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    The Last Laugh

    So a Guy though it would be funny to ask his girlfriend "Should we watch porn or golf?" She said " Might as well watch Porn, you already know how to Golf!"
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