AlwaysWrite
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A gas station owner -- in an attempt to increase his sales -- put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon afterward, Paul pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The proprietor told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and If he guessed correctly, he'd get his free sex. Paul guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, Paul, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paul guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paul, 'I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Paul replied, "No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all. My wife won twice last week."
Soon afterward, Paul pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The proprietor told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and If he guessed correctly, he'd get his free sex. Paul guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, Paul, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paul guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paul, 'I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Paul replied, "No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all. My wife won twice last week."