AlwaysWrite
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Near the end of the golf course, Richard hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Attempting to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life, and better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
Then POOF! ... and she was gone!
After Richard recovered from the shock, he hollered for his playing partner, "Stephen, where are you?"
Stephen yelled back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Richard shouted back, "DON'T SWING, STEPHEN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life, and better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
Then POOF! ... and she was gone!
After Richard recovered from the shock, he hollered for his playing partner, "Stephen, where are you?"
Stephen yelled back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Richard shouted back, "DON'T SWING, STEPHEN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
