A wife's first try at being a hooker

AlwaysWrite

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A couple is having hard financial times, so they agree that the wife will try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge $100. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."

She stands outside the bar for about 5 minutes showing her leg. When a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "$100.” He replies, "All I got is $30."

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks, “What can he get for $30?” "A hand job," the husband replied. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for $30 is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car.

He unzips his trousers and out pops a HUGE boner. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back." And she runs back to her husband.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"Any chance you could lend this guy $70?"
 
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