An unexpected hospital "examination"


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Jerry was in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth, and he mumbles, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir."

Jerry pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thanks for that. It was lovely, but listen very, very carefully ... Are my test results back?"