At the breakfast table

9andaWiggle

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One morning an old man and old woman were sitting at the table having breakfast. Out of the blue, the old woman said "You know, we've been having breakfast at this same table for 60 years now..."

The old man grinned. "If I recall, 60 years ago we were sitting at this table buck naked!"

They both chuckled, and sat silently for a few moments.

"Well, how 'bout it?" asked the old woman.

"How about what?"

"You want to get naked?"

"Well, alright. What the hell!"

So they stripped down and sat there for a minute, naked as could be.

Finally, the old woman exclaimed "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you now as they were 60 years ago!"

The old man looks at her. "Well it's no wonder... one of 'em is in your coffee, and the other one is in your oatmeal!"
 
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