I was working in the garden the other day and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake so I yelled up to her "Where's the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?" I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake" My wife replied that she understood and signaled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that? She replied, "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!