Diary aboard a cruise ship

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  1. AlwaysWrite

    AlwaysWrite Well-Known Member

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

    All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, shorts sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers - decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, and I can't wait!
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

    Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

    At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

    Won $1,000.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

    Pool again today. Became sunburned and I went inside to drink at piano bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked.
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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

    Today I saved 2,600 lives. Twice.
     
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    WAMO Well-Known Member

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    WONDER IF SHE GOT TO BLOW THE WHISTLE?
     
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  3. AlwaysWrite

    AlwaysWrite Well-Known Member

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    Without objection, no doubt.
     
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    WELL, SHE DID HAVE ALL THOSE LIVES TO SAVE. :Thumbsup:
     

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