First Words

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  1. radioactive

    radioactive Active Member

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    My son crawled for the first time while I was away on business. I also missed his first steps. I was now afraid I would miss his first words. Each day, I called home and asked if he had spoken yet.

    The answer was always "no" until one day my wife said, "Harry has something to say to you.... 'Daddy, daddy,'"

    I heard it over the phone and I glowed with pride. My wife came back on the line and said, "You should come home as soon as possible."

    "Why?" I asked.

    "He was speaking to the dog."
     
  2. WAMO

    WAMO Well-Known Member

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    HE LIKES IT WHEN DADDY LICKS HIS FACE.
     
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    radioactive Active Member

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    I think I would hurry home to find out what's going on between the wife and the dog.
     
  4. WAMO

    WAMO Well-Known Member

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    YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT RADIO. IF HE GETS HOME AND THE BABY IS CRAWLING AROUND ON ALL FOURS, THERE MIGHT BE...UH OH.
     

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