First Words

radioactive

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My son crawled for the first time while I was away on business. I also missed his first steps. I was now afraid I would miss his first words. Each day, I called home and asked if he had spoken yet.

The answer was always "no" until one day my wife said, "Harry has something to say to you.... 'Daddy, daddy,'"

I heard it over the phone and I glowed with pride. My wife came back on the line and said, "You should come home as soon as possible."

"Why?" I asked.

"He was speaking to the dog."
 

WAMO

Spanking His Monkey
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT RADIO. IF HE GETS HOME AND THE BABY IS CRAWLING AROUND ON ALL FOURS, THERE MIGHT BE...UH OH.
 
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