Have you been unfaithful?

9andaWiggle

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One day an elderly couple was watching one of those weekday talk shows where someone cheated on the other, and the old woman asked "Honey, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

"Well," he said, "Only once. During the war when we were apart for so long, one night I gave into temptation. How about you?"

The old woman got up and went into the house. A few moments later she returned with a basket. In it were 3 kernels of corn and $20,000.

She explained, "For each time I was unfaithful, I put one kernel of corn in this basket."

The old man looked. "3 times. In all these years, that ain't too bad. But what's the money for?"

"Every time I got a bushel, I sold it."
 
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