Healing a body part?

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Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on TV, and the evangelist asked all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they wanted healed.

Grandpa hobbled to the television set and put one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch.

Grandma looked at him with disgust. "You just don't understand do you, you old coot? The purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
 
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