Helen's husband Sam

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Helen's husband Sam had a disgusting habit of waking up every morning and ripping a huge, nasty fart. Helen's warnings that one day he was going to fart his guts out had no affect on Sam.

One Thanksgiving morning Helen was up early preparing the turkey dinner when she thought of the perfect way to stop Sam's disgusting habit. She took the giblets from the turkey, snuck upstairs into the bedroom where Sam was alseep, and very carefully dropped them down the back of his shorts.

Sam woke up and immediately - as was his habit - ripped a huge fart. When he rolled over on his back he felt something strange. Fearing the worst, he ran into the bathroom. Helen was gratified to hear a terrified shriek ring out from upstairs.

As she went upstairs to check on him, Sam stumbled out of the bathroom, white as a ghost and holding up 3 fingers.

"My GOD Helen, you were right!" He said. "I woke up and farted my guts right out! But with the grace of God and these three fingers, I got 'em all back in!"
 
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