His Name Is Bubba

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  1. bruce1156

    bruce1156 Member

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    His Name Was Bubba ( I know a few of them)[​IMG]

    His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi ... And he needed a loan,
    So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan
    Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an
    International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow
    $5,000; and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

    The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
    security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new
    Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The
    Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan
    officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and
    apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

    Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
    at the Redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
    collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.

    Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
    interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to
    have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
    nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
    you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished
    Alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor and
    Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over
    the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines
    around Sweetwater, Texas.

    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my
    car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I
    return?"

    His name was BUBBA....

    Keep an eye on those southern boys!

    Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid.
     
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    9andaWiggle Well-Known Member

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    Funny. But a redneck festival in Paris? :Cautious:

     
  3. bruce1156

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    We are everywhere.
     

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