His wife never noticed

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One afternoon, Andrew accidentally overturned his golf cart. Samantha, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you OK, what's your name?”

"It’s Andrew, and I'm OK, thank you," he replied. "Andrew, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Andrew said, “but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Samantha insisted. She was very pretty, sexy and persuasive, and Andrew was weak. "Well, OK," he finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a few restorative Scotch and sodas, Samantha had slipped out of her clothes and escorted him to her bedroom for an hour of passionate sex.

He thanked Samantha, and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I best go now," he said while getting dressed as quickly as he could.

"Don't be silly," Samantha said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?”

"Probably still under the cart," Andrew said.
 
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