I feel safer already!

[9andaWiggle]

Thousands of blades given to UK police in country wide knife amnesty

Is this shit for real? Is the Mirror a UK version of The Onion? So a bunch of people turned in paring knives... thank God I'm safe now!

What dumbassery. I guess I won't be able to go to London and enjoy a nice steak dinner, because WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA CUT IT WITH??!!

Coming soon to California I reckon...

 

[Greg T.]

Thousands of blades given to UK police in country wide knife amnesty

Is this shit for real? Is the Mirror a UK version of The Onion? So a bunch of people turned in paring knives... thank God I'm safe now!

What dumbassery. I guess I won't be able to go to London and enjoy a nice steak dinner, because WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA CUT IT WITH??!!

Coming soon to California I reckon...

BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!! You can bet Piers Morgan was advocate!! No fucking wonder we kicked their asses in the revolution!!!

 

[REVerse °]

BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!! You can bet Piers Morgan was advocate!! No fucking wonder we kicked their asses in the revolution!!!

They are still upset about it. Especially 2A

 

[9andaWiggle]

Yeah, well what are they gonna do about it? Tie a plastic fork to the end of a broom handle and charge the line? HAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

[Greg T.]

Yeah, well what are they gonna do about it? Tie a plastic fork to the end of a broom handle and charge the line? HAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Well, that might work, except for California. Plastic is banned in California.

 

[9andaWiggle]

Well, that might work, except for California. Plastic is banned in California.

D'OH!!

 

[Greg T.]