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Spanking His Monkey
WHOOOO, THAT WAS CLOSE. I WAS AFRAID YOU MEANT YOU HADNT PEE'D HERE YET. THANX GREG.
 
AlwaysWrite

AlwaysWrite

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Dear Greg T:

Would you even dare (or consider) parodies, using one or more of those KOCK Top 40 survey song titles I posted in this forum?
 
Greg T.

Greg T.

The Jizz Slinger
AlwaysWrite said:
Dear Greg T:

Would you even dare (or consider) parodies, using one or more of those KOCK Top 40 survey song titles I posted in this forum?
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Funny you should mention that. All the while I was on stage we used to make up lyrics on the fly just to crack each other up. Needless to say, my lyrics were a bit south of G rated and I always caught at least one or two of the guys off guard. I will consider doing a few of those, although I seem to be lacking inspiration these days. Eventually I'll come up with something :)
 
9andaWiggle

9andaWiggle

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I used to hang out with some kids that had a band back in college. I recall one night at the bar (they weren't playing, just having drinks) one of them sang his alternate lyrics for "John Deere Green" by Joe Diffie. I still remember (and sometimes sing them!)

In Porno Dreams
On a hot summer night
You know Billy Bob fucked Charlene
And her pussy was tight

The whole town knew Billy Bob had crabs
and they jumped onto Charlene
In porno dreams

They also did one for "Desperado" by the Eagles (not the fuckin' Eagles Man! I hate the fucking Eagles!!) lol. I don't remember it as well, but it was along these lines;

Baked Potato
Why don't you cook a little faster
You've been in that hot oven
For so long now...

:cool:
 
Greg T.

Greg T.

The Jizz Slinger
I also did one for Desperado years ago. I don't have time to remember them right now, but it was called "Dip that dildo"
 
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