I think I know this guy!

9andaWiggle

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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading.

The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man, irritated, replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
 
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