AlwaysWrite
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John was sitting at a red light, minding his own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no oncoming traffic.
Then a carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned U.S. flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray-painted on the side, pulled up aside him.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere, a bus came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes, John sat in his car thinking to himself, "Damn! That could have been me."
So the next day, bright and early, John went out and got a job as a bus driver.
Then a carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned U.S. flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray-painted on the side, pulled up aside him.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere, a bus came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes, John sat in his car thinking to himself, "Damn! That could have been me."
So the next day, bright and early, John went out and got a job as a bus driver.