It put me in stitches ...


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I was sitting at a bar one night minding my own business, when a fat, ugly lady came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"

I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"

She said, "Yeah, I got a pen."
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

It cost me 6 stitches … but when you’re over 70 … who cares?