AlwaysWrite
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A man was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker stepped up next to him, grabbed his drink and gulped it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he said, menacingly, as the man burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a grown man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," the man said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he said, menacingly, as the man burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a grown man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," the man said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"