It's a good week for ...

[AlwaysWrite]

A guy turns to his wife in bed and whispers, "Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?"

“Oh, what a pity," she said, "Right in the middle of National Headache Week."

 

[WAMO]

AND JUST IN TIME FOR BITCH MOMENT!!!

 

[9andaWiggle]

A man walks into the bedroom carrying a bottle of Excedrin.

"What are you doing with that?" His wife asks. "I haven't got a headache."

The man replies, "A-HA! I GOT YA!!"