Man is Divorced and still getting screwed!!!

[radioactive]

Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver's license.

"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.

"No," I replied.

"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted. "You got the house."

 

[WAMO]

THATS NOT FUNNY!!!

 

[9andaWiggle]

What WAMO said!

BUT... while we're on the subject...

What do you get if you play a country/western song backwards?

You get your job back, your car back, your wife back, your dog back...

 

[AlwaysWrite]

What WAMO said!

BUT... while we're on the subject...

What do you get if you play a country/western song backwards?

You get your job back, your car back, your wife back, your dog back...

... and regarding a B.J., there'd be a nobody-done-something-wrong song.