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AlwaysWrite

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Old Man Periwinkle was living in a nursing home, and one day, he appeared to be very sad and depressed, and Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," he said. "My Private Part died today, and I'm very sad."

Knowing her patients were often forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry. Please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Periwinkle was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, and he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Periwinkle," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy, I can't," he replied. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

"Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."
 
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