NON POLITICAL

[WAMO]

CUZ BRUCE IS FUNNY.

IF YOU GET AN EMAIL THAT SAYS "DING DONG", DONT ANSWER IT! ITS JEHOVAHS WITNESSES WORKING FROM HOME.

REMEMBER WISHING THE WEEKEND WOULD LAST LONGER? CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

PEOPLE KEEP ASKING "IS THIS COVID 19 REALLY THAT SERIOUS?" CASINOS AND CHURCHES ARE ALL CLOSED. WHEN HEAVEN AND HELL AGREE ON THE SAME THING, IT'S PROBABLY PRETTY SERIOUS.

RUBBER GLOVES, DUCT TAPE, PLASTIC SHEETING AND A ROPE IN YOUR TRUNK IS OK.

 

[9andaWiggle]

Nice!

 

[Djarum300]

I've seen reports of animals getting it. Better protect them sheep!

 

[WAMO]

SHEEP!!!! NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[9andaWiggle]

I've seen reports of animals getting it. Better protect them sheep!

Sheep are safe!

These are goats, but I've put similar masks on my sheep.

 

[WAMO]

ORDERED CHINESE LAST NIGHT
LITTLE CHINESE DRIVER COMES TO THE DOOR
AND I WALKED OUT TO MEET HIM.
HE STARTED SHOUTING, ISOLATE! ISOLATE!
I TOLD HIM IT WAS FINE, I ONLY ORDERED IT 20 MINUTES AGO.

 

[WAMO]

I GOT SO BORED, I WALKED OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT AND KNOCKED ON MY OWN DOOR.
THEN I WALKED BACK IN AND ASKED, WHO IS IT.

 

[Greg T.]

ORDERED CHINESE LAST NIGHT
LITTLE CHINESE DRIVER COMES TO THE DOOR
AND I WALKED OUT TO MEET HIM.
HE STARTED SHOUTING, ISOLATE! ISOLATE!
I TOLD HIM IT WAS FINE, I ONLY ORDERED IT 20 MINUTES AGO.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Sheep are safe!

These are goats, but I've put similar masks on my sheep.

View attachment 1039

Both sheep and sheeple are wearing masks nowadays!

 

[AlwaysWrite]

ORDERED CHINESE LAST NIGHT
LITTLE CHINESE DRIVER COMES TO THE DOOR
AND I WALKED OUT TO MEET HIM.
HE STARTED SHOUTING, ISOLATE! ISOLATE!
I TOLD HIM IT WAS FINE, I ONLY ORDERED IT 20 MINUTES AGO.

Was a container of fresh Bat Soup included?

 

[AlwaysWrite]

ORDERED CHINESE LAST NIGHT
LITTLE CHINESE DRIVER COMES TO THE DOOR
AND I WALKED OUT TO MEET HIM.
HE STARTED SHOUTING, ISOLATE! ISOLATE!
I TOLD HIM IT WAS FINE, I ONLY ORDERED IT 20 MINUTES AGO.

... but was the Bat Soup still hot upon arrival?