One problem after another


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A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman at knifepoint and asked the man to hand over all their jewelry and money.

The man started sobbing and said, "Brother, take anything you want, but PLEASE untie the ropes and free her; otherwise, there will be a big problem.”

Thief: “You really love your wife.”

Man: “No … she is my neighbor's wife. Mine will be home shortly."