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A Texan is drinking in an Israeli bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. After he hangs up the phone, he orders drinks for everybody in the bar because his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Texan takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans towards the bartender, and proudly says, "I had him circumcised."
 
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