LEXIPHILES: WHOEVER PUT THESE TOGETHER LOVES LANGUAGE: · To write with a broken pencil is pointless. · When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. · A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. · When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. · The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. · The batteries were given out free of charge. · A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. · A will is a dead giveaway. · If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. · With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. · Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. · You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. · Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. · A boiled egg is hard to beat. · When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall. · Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. · Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. · If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. · A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. · In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. · When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. · The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. · He had a photographic memory which was never developed. · Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. · When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. · Acupuncture: a jab well done.