Retirement is different for everyone

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One day, while going to the store, I passed by a retirement home. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time, my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the retirement home's administrator, and asked her, "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes", she said. "Aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a garage sale!"
 
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