Send Me .....

bruce1156

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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.​
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:​
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."​
The husband text-ed back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise.​
 
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