So I'm drunk... and HAPPY FRY-DAY!

[9andaWiggle]

Did anyone see that Hillary recently fell off her waterskis and set a record for the 100-yard douche?

I heard it contaminated the whole lake. EPA had to come in and shut down all recreational areas. Wildlife Conservationists think it will be decades before restocking will be able to occur. Locals report the air smells like dead fish for miles around the lake... people living downwind have been evacuated.

 

[WAMO]

SO HILLARYS RECREATIONAL AREA IS CLOSED DOWN?

 

[9andaWiggle]

SO HILLARYS RECREATIONAL AREA IS CLOSED DOWN?

Has been for a while... that's why Bill had to go fishing elsewhere.

 

[Brickguy221 (R.I.P.)]

And it didn't help

 

[Greg T.]

SO HILLARYS RECREATIONAL AREA IS CLOSED DOWN?

Didn't stop the odoriferous emanations