None of my teachers were young enough nor pretty enough to raise even a pubescent teen's pecker. I feel so cheated... life has screwed me again!
Damn kids have it easy these days. The cheerleaders won't put out for ya? That's ok, there's the hot teacher who will!
Why, back in my day, if I couldn't weasel my way into a hot girls pants, I had to go home (not "Homeroom") and take care of my urges for myself!