The $3.99 breakfast special


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An elderly couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $3.99.

"Sounds good," the lady said. 'But I don't want the eggs.."

"Then, I'll have to charge you $4.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" the lady asked incredulously.

"YES!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then," the lady said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," was the reply.

The lady took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

MORAL: Don't mess with seniors. They've been around the block more than once.