The high price of (even Barbie doll) divorce


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One day, a father on his way home from work suddenly remembered that it was his daughter’s birthday. He stopped at a toy store and went in and asked the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?”

The salesperson answered, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.″

The amazed father asked: “It’s what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolled her eyes, sighs, and answered: “Sir, the Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s truck, Ken’s house, Ken’s fishing boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s dog, Ken’s computer, one of Ken’s friends, and a key chain made from Ken’s testicles.”