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A teacher went around her class, asking each of the kids what they need at home.
The first kid said, "A computer" ... and the teacher replies, "That'd be very useful."
The second kid said, "A new lawn mower" ... and there was a similar response from teacher.
Little Johnny piped up and said: "At my house, we don't need anything."
The teacher asked him to think again carefully because everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replied, "Nope, I'm sure. When my sister started dating a Muslim, I remember Dad saying, 'Well, that's the last fucking thing we need.'"
The first kid said, "A computer" ... and the teacher replies, "That'd be very useful."
The second kid said, "A new lawn mower" ... and there was a similar response from teacher.
Little Johnny piped up and said: "At my house, we don't need anything."
The teacher asked him to think again carefully because everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replied, "Nope, I'm sure. When my sister started dating a Muslim, I remember Dad saying, 'Well, that's the last fucking thing we need.'"
