There's nothing like a coincidence

AlwaysWrite

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A man walks into a bar, sits on a stool alongside a woman on her own, and orders a glass of champagne.
Glancing his way, the woman says brightly, "I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

Turning to look at her, the man says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."


"Hey, this is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" said the woman and smiled.

"What a coincidence", he said, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying for ages to have a child, and today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant."

"What a coincidence. I'm a chicken farmer. For years, all my hens seemed infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great! How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence ...”
 
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