They couldn't take the risk on Trump


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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel, but while on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."

The diplomats go into a corner and discuss the situation for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save, you could help pay back some of the deficit, help the homeless or help the elderly."

One of the Americans replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."