Time for a blonde joke?


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An old blind cowboy strolled into a bar one day, but without knowing it, he had actually entered an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He wandered over to a barstool and asked the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. He sat there for a while, then called out to the bartender. “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

At that point the entire bar falls deadly silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a club.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thought for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No … Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”