Jim had just moved out to the country, and was sitting on his front porch relaxing one day when a pickup truck come up the drive. The dust hadn't even settled after it stopped, and a man in overalls, no shirt, boots, and a straw hat jumped out and exclaimed "Howdy Neighbor! My name's Bob, I live up the road on the corner. Thought I'd stop by and invite ya to this little shin-dig I got goin' on Saturday night. There'll be lots of eatin', drinkin, fuckin', and a fightin'! It's gonna be great!" Jim, replied "Well, my name's Jim, and thank you for the invite! It sounds great Bob, what should I wear?" "Aw, nothin' special, it's just gonna be the two of us!"
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