Who saw the bank robber?

Discussion in 'Bruce is Funny' started by AlwaysWrite, Jun 17, 2018.

  1. AlwaysWrite

    AlwaysWrite Well-Known Member

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    A hooded armed robber burst into the Bank of Italy and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the guy dead without hesitation. He then looked around the bank to see if anyone else had seen him.

    He saw one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber walked over and calmly shot him dead. Everyone by now was very scared and looking down at the floor.

    "Did anyone elsa see a my face?" called the robber.

    There followed a tense minute of silence. Then an elderly Italian gentleman, looking down, tentatively raised his hand and said:

    "I tinka my wife caught a glimpse."
     
  2. WAMO

    WAMO Well-Known Member

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    HHMMMM. FILE TO MEMORY.
     

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