Women have just the ticket


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Three women and three men were travelling by train to a football game. At the station, the three men each bought a ticket and watched as the three women bought just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the men. "Watch and learn," answered one of the women.

They all boarded the train, and the three men taook their respective seats, but all three women crammed into a toilet together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket, please. " The door opened just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.

The men saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea, so after the game, they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip but saw, to their astonishment, that the three women ddidn't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one perplexed man. "Watch and learn," answered the women.

When they boarded the train, the three men crammed themselves into a toilet, and the three women crammed into a toilet just down the way. And shortly after the train was on its way, one of the women left her toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocked on their door and said, "Ticket please."

It makes you wonder why some men think they're smarter than women.