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    Yo, Greg!

    Dafuq is up with your weird-ass governor? She's having full-on conversations with tubers? :Oo:
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    New Title Acquired

    My first grandchild was born on Friday. Baby Ellie came in at a petite 6 lbs 6oz and 17". Let the spoiling begin!
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    BCS Byes

    Anyone else notice how the top four teams in the BCS effectively got byes for the first week? #1 Georgia v. TN-Martin (who??) #2 Michigan v. East Carolina (ECU is my alma mater) #3 Ohio State v. Indiana #4 Alabama v. Middle Tennessee Three of the four teams (Georgia, Michigan, and Alabama)...
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    RIP Jimmy Buffett

    We lost another legend today. I feel the need to karaoke some Margaritaville now...
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    And in other news...

    I learned just days ago that I'm going to be a grandpa. :D Fuck, I'm getting old. :mad:
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    Italy's President

    She knows things and doesn't give a damn about saying it.
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    It's my birthday

    I give you titties and beer. Feel free to reciprocate.
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    Merry Christmas

    Ya filthy animals. ;)
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    RIP - Mark Roth

    We lost a legend today.
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    My wife just made fig jam...

    And can't understand why I keep chuckling at her saying 'figjam'. :D
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    The Tomorrow War

    If you're going to see this film this weekend, I've got to take a minute to brag on one of the actors. Perhaps you've seen this TikTok video about the volcano-obsessed kid named Martin. Or perhaps you've read this article on Entertainment Weekly about him. Seth is also a purple belt in our...
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    Elizabeth City, NC

    I grew up just a few miles north of EC. When we 'went to town' as teenagers, we meant we were going to Elizabeth City. After the police-involved shooting of an 'unarmed' black man last week, the city has gone to shit. Protesters are blocking roads and creating mayhem. The New Black Panther Party...
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    This is the noodle...

    That Biden has nominated to run the ATF (or "the AFT," as the president calls it). Is it the same guy we see standing over the ashes of dead men, women, and children here?
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    The Bikini Thread

    Since I am only in the top 16 in number of posts around here, I am doing my part to grow my post count while simultaneously entertaining the forum. Feel free to add posts of your own to this bikini thread.
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    Trump Acquitted

    The Democrat temper-tantrum extraordinaire has ended poorly for them. They've threatened violence in the absence of a conviction. Should be interesting to see how long it takes for a Soros-funded crowd to start burning shit in DC.
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    Well, it finally happened...

    The Rona caught up to me. The results came back this afternoon. On Monday evening I made a cheeseburger with grilled onions. One bite and I knew something was up. Now I can't smell or taste anything. I ate a small bag of Doritos earlier; it felt like eating cardboard. Besides being tired, the...
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    Not MaryAnn!

    Dawn Wells (AKA MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island) passed away today.
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    F*** 2020

    Christmas morning started with me taking my dog to the emergency vet. Fewer than two hours later, my dog was being put down due to liver cancer that we knew nothing about until that morning. He went from normal Fred behavior to gone in less than 48 hours. Fuck 2020.
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    Merry Christmas...

    I hope Santa brings you everything you desire most...
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    Djarum's Tight Ass Thread

    For the ass and leg man in the room...
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