57% Of Americans Don't Know Where Grand Canyon Is

[MI2AZ]

You'd think that a canyon that is 277 miles long with points 18 miles wide and more than a mile deep would be hard to miss.

However, more than half of people in a landmark survey released last week have no clue where the Grand Canyon is located.

 

[9andaWiggle]

Ellen: I honestly don't think you're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.

Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest damn hole in the world.

Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!

Clark: Make that the second biggest.

 

[WAMO]

THAT WAS SOME FUNNY CHIT.

 

[Greg T.]

I remember going out with a few women back in the day that carried the grand canyon with them.

 

[WAMO]

UMM...NO COMMENT.

 

[Greg T.]

UMM...NO COMMENT.

Ever been out with a girl who looks like she'd been hit with a broad axe?

 

[WAMO]

YES SIR. WHEN I WOKE UP SOBER THE NEXT DAY.