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Andrea found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned and clipped the interior of both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some Nair hair remover and smear it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some Nair hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs, either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned and clipped the interior of both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some Nair hair remover and smear it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some Nair hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs, either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."