A senior citizen "pick-up line"

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A very elderly gentleman in his mid-90s walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He was very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a good aftershave. He presented a very well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar was an elderly, really classy looking lady in her mid-80s.

The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside of her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.

He slowly turns to her and says: "So tell me, do I come here often?"
 
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