A shallow joke


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The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says “Honey, look what I won at bingo.”

The next week, she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says, “Honey look what I won at bingo.” . Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says “Honey, look what I won at bingo”

The next week, as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks, “Honey shall I draw you a bath?” To which she replies, “Why, sure.”

As the wife enters the tub, she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub. She asks, “How am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?”

To which the husband replies ... “I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet.”