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The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says “Honey, look what I won at bingo.”
The next week, she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says, “Honey look what I won at bingo.” . Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says “Honey, look what I won at bingo”
The next week, as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks, “Honey shall I draw you a bath?” To which she replies, “Why, sure.”
As the wife enters the tub, she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub. She asks, “How am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?”
To which the husband replies ... “I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet.”
The next week, she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says, “Honey look what I won at bingo.” . Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says “Honey, look what I won at bingo”
The next week, as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks, “Honey shall I draw you a bath?” To which she replies, “Why, sure.”
As the wife enters the tub, she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub. She asks, “How am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?”
To which the husband replies ... “I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet.”