An enticing offer?

AlwaysWrite

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She's single and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight! Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"
 
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