Another blonde joke


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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license.

She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday, they took my license away, and now today you expect me to show it to you?”

... and one more ...

In the swim-meet, after the blonde came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges that all the other girls were using their arms.