Anunnaki, please help us all...

[Greg T.]

I don't think this is what you wanted us to become.

 

[REVerse °]

Tell the kid to keep his hands out of his pockets.

 

[Scolai]

He says 'impure thoughts' like it's a bad thing...

For the record, high school girls aren't exactly my dish these days, but when I was in high school, numerous were the times I had 'impure thoughts' about some of our cheerleaders.

 

[9andaWiggle]

He says 'impure thoughts' like it's a bad thing...

For the record, high school girls aren't exactly my dish these days, but when I was in high school, numerous were the times I had 'impure thoughts' about some of our cheerleaders.

Only the cheerleaders? When I was in school, there were only maybe a dozen of girls in the entire building that I wouldn't think about humping at least once. All the rest of 'em? Yep. They all been naked in my mind, and a lot of them were very dirty girls in my thoughts.

 

[REVerse °]

I must of had Farrah Fawcett 100+ times.

 

[WAMO]

IT WAS WHAT WAS UP THEIR SKIRTS THAT GAVE ME IMPURE THOUGHTS.

 

[Greg T.]

I was a musician......

 

[MI2AZ]

I was a musician......

Too easy:

Skin flute doesn't count as a musician.


Back in band camp...

 

[Greg T.]

Neither does Swinette but I still got all the pussy!

 

[MI2AZ]

I really thought 9~ would have been in some kind of Future Farmers club in high school.

 

[9andaWiggle]

I really thought 9~ would have been in some kind of Future Farmers club in high school.

They kicked me out for "impure thoughts".

 

[MI2AZ]

They kicked me out for "impure thoughts".

Well, that's what happens when they put those short skirts on them or wear those 'shear' outfits.