9andaWiggle
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An old man and old woman were sitting at the table one morning enjoying breakfast, when out of the blue the old woman said, "You know Honey, we've been having breakfast at this table for 60 years now."
The old man thought about this a minute, then chuckled. "Yeah, and 60 years ago we'd have been sitting here buck naked!"
The old woman giggled, and said "Well, how about it?"
"How about what?"
"You wanna get naked?"
The old man thought about it for a moment, then said, "Sure, why not?"
They both stripped down, and after sitting there naked for a little bit, the old woman exclaims, "You know, Honey, my nipples are as hot for you now as they were 60 years ago!"
The old man looks at her for a second, then says, "Well it's no wonder. One of them is in your coffee, and the other one is in your oatmeal!"
The old man thought about this a minute, then chuckled. "Yeah, and 60 years ago we'd have been sitting here buck naked!"
The old woman giggled, and said "Well, how about it?"
"How about what?"
"You wanna get naked?"
The old man thought about it for a moment, then said, "Sure, why not?"
They both stripped down, and after sitting there naked for a little bit, the old woman exclaims, "You know, Honey, my nipples are as hot for you now as they were 60 years ago!"
The old man looks at her for a second, then says, "Well it's no wonder. One of them is in your coffee, and the other one is in your oatmeal!"
